going to college like
Stephen reviews the brand new digital cup called the Vessyl.
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
Geez…I feel for waiters/waitresses. Really.
And the asshole comments? That’s the “nicer” side of them. Sunday crowds are the most rude.
One day I’m going to have a heart attack.
And the mother fucker who tries to stop it is going to get his ass kicked.
Photography by Paul Huf, 1961
So play good tunes during sexy time. :-)